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फनी जोक्स। …….
 

suno ladakiyon


dil nahin de sakatee to nambar hee de do…

helee ka hee de do..

 


pati: chalo daarling dinar par chalate hain.

patnee: par abhee to lanch time hai. 

 

pati: are tumhaare taiyaar hone tak dinar time ho jaayega

 
 
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हिन्दी फनी जोक्स

daamaad ek din chidhakar apanee saas ko phone lagaata hai.



daamaad: aapakee ladakee mein hazaaron kamiyaan hain.



saas: haan beta, yah sab jaanate hain, isaliyea to ushea dhang ka ladaka nahin mila.



 


patnee: main aapake lie duniya mein kise bhi jagah ja sakatee hoo


pati: to yah bhee vaada karo ki kabhee vaapas bhi nahin aaogee.



usane mujhase poochha, chaahoge mujhe kab tak?


mainne bhee muskura ke kah diya,


meree bivi ko na pata chale.. tab tak


happoo hotal mein khaane mein fish order kee..


waiter : sir , french fish ya spainish fish


happoo : jo marzee le aa, mainen kaunasee baaten karanee hain

 
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owner… ne kaha hai kee….


ye group bilkul mere ghar jaisa hai…



na ghar mein meree koee sunata hai

aur na yahaan…




dil kar raha hai, kisee ko pareshaan karoon…


lekin ye pata nahin chal raha hai ki shaanti se jee kaun raha hai..

 
 
 

shaadee se pahale romantic massages

bade hee achce, pyaare lagate the 





shaadee ke baad pata nahin kyu aise lagate hain 

jaise sabjee mein namak jyaada ho gaya ho

 
 
 
 

agar aapaka chaalaan jyaada ka kat

raha hai to 

gaadee chhodakar chupachaap nikal lo 

aur 

paas vaale thaane mein gaadee choree kee report karava do 

 

 
 

vo din door nahin jab ….



doctor  khush rahane ke lie hamaare channel  kee post padhane kee salaah denge



isliyea main kahatee hoon khud bhi judiye aur apane aas paas ke logo ko bhi joda

 kariye…

svaasthy theek rahega sabaka

 
 
 
 
 
 

traffic niyam kee saphalata ke baad sarakaar ka naya najaraana 



ab merej ka certfficate lena padega aur saath mein rakhana bhi padega 



agar nahin rakhon tau *peechhe baithee mahila* aapakee gharavaalee nahin hain ye samajhakar *japt* kar lee jaayengee! 

 


*kaee logon mein khushee kee lahar!*


aapakee gf/biwi tab tak aapakee hai jab tak vo


social media  kee mohamaaya se door hai.

 
 
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suno boys 



agar bf ka   matalab   baingan  ka phool hai,



to gf ka matalab bhi galat famliy  hain,





nada  jee ko pyaas lagatee he our vo apane photo se pani maangate hai





pahala photo: nahin daada jee abhee mein game khel raha hoon aap kisee aur ko kah do



doosara photo: are chhodo  daada  jee ye to bada batamij hai , aap khud hee jaake le lo

 
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हिन्दी फनी जोक्स
 

 

 
 

door se dekha to santara tha, 


paas gaya to bhi santara tha, 

 

chhil ke dekha to bhi santara tha, 


kha ke dekha to bhi santara tha. 


vaah! kya santara tha.






rahul car dho raha tha

tabhee paas se aunti gujaree aur poochha 

car dho rahe ho…



rahul: nha ne ka  paanee de raha hoon… shaayad badee hokar

bas ban jae….

aunti behosh.

 
 
 
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 फनी जोक्स

 

 
 

yotish:- tumhaaree hastarekha kahatee hai ki 

tumhaaren ghar ke neeche bahut dhan hai, 



kintu ye tumhaaren..

×*kisee upayog ya kaam nahin aayega**

 
 
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हिन्दी जोक्स
 

 

itihash ke prashnapatr mein 

ek prashn aaya –



“mahaaraana prataap aur shivaajee na hote,  

to bhaarat ka kya hota….?”



vidyaarthee ka bahut hee sundar uttar –

“yadi mahaaraana prataap 

aur shivaajee na hote, 

to mujhe is prashn ka uttar 

urdoo bhaasha mein likhana padata.

फनी जोक्स
फनी जोक्स

 

Dairy ke doodh mein nirama kee milaavat paee gayee.



nirama vaale bole ham to kaee saal pahale se bata rahe hain ki

doodh kee safedee nirama se aaye.



 


jab main post lekar aaoon to sab hat jaaya karo 



kisee ke oopar post gir gayee to hamaaree jimmedaaree nahin hai 



peep peep

 
 
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stree kee chaahat kya hai.* 

ek aisa prashn jisaka javaab har purush ko jaanana hee chaahie hai . 



ek vidvaan ko phaansee lagane vaalee thee.



raaja ne kaha, aapakee jaan bakhsh dunga yadi sahee uttar bata dega to



*prashan : aakhir stree chaahatee kya hai ??*



vidvaan ne kaha, mohalat mile to pata kar ke bata sakata hoon.



raaja ne ek saal kee mohalat de dee aur saath mein bataaya ki agar utar nahee mila to phaansee par chadha diye jaoge,

 
 
 
aakhir mein kisee ne kaha door ek jangal mein ek bhootanee  rahatee hai vahee bata sakatee hai.



bhootanee ne kaha ki mai is shart par bataungee  yadi tum mujhase shaadee karo.



usane socha, jaan bachaane ke lie shaadee kee sahamati dedee.



shaadee hone ke baad bhootanee ne kaha, choonki tumane meree baat maan lee hai, to mainne tumhen khush karane ke lie phaisala kiya hai ki 12 ghante mai bhootanee aur 12 ghante khoobasoorat paree banake rahoongee,

ab tum ye batao ki din mein bhootanee rahoon ya raat ko?

usane socha yadi vah din mein bhootanee huee to din nahin katega, raat mein huee to raat nahin kategee.

 
aant mein us vidvaan kaidee ne kaha, jab tumhaara dil  kare pari ban jaana, jab dil kare bhootanee banana.

 


ye baat sunakar bhootanee ne prasann ho ke kaha, choonki tumane mujhe apanee marzee kee  karane kee chhoot dedee hai, to mai hamesha hee paree ban ke raha karoongee.



yahee tumhaare prashn ka uttar hai.



*stree apanee marjee ka karana chaahatee hai.* 



*yadi stree ko apanee marzee ka karane denge to*,



*vo paree banee rahegee varana bhootanee*





phaisala aap ka ,

khushee aapakee



sabhee vivaahit purushon ko samarpit.

 
 
 
फनी जोक्स
फनी जोक्स

 

 
 
 
 

vishal

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